Comments Policy

Okay, here's the comments policy. If you are a sensible person, you probably won't need to read this.

1) No Blamming. I don't mind people linking to blogs that discuss the topic in question, be my guest. If you want to advertise penis pills, or which blogger you don't like, then save it. A three-warning system works for this; three warnings and you are out.

2) No distribution of personal details other than your own. If you attempt to identity another blogger, or web personage and they don't want their personal details published, then don't stick it in my comments section. I don't care if they are even the topic of the blog in question. If a nom de plume is what they go by, use it. A no-warning system works for this. I'll boot you straight away (even if I did give "El Stalko" three warnings; sorry I'm not that patient any more).

3) Don't abuse other bloggers! Argue the points amongst yourselves for sure, but if you abuse each other, then you are gone. A three-warning system works for this, with the exception of extenuating circumstances (if part of a flame war, I may only give you one warning, if part of a campaign of harassment, I'll give you none.)

4) Keep it cleanish. You can say poo, wee, bum, fart, nipple, twat, pecker, penis, cunnilingus, fellatio, analingus and I'll even tolerate the occasional, well placed "shit". Don't say "f**k", or "f**ker", or "f**ked" because I'll delete your post. Friendly BBQ swearing is the uppermost extremity. A three-warning system works for this.

5) Commenting rules are generally beneath mature adults, so I'll stop now and say that this list is not exhaustive. Give me a good reason to ban you and I will, but I'd prefer you stay and contribute to a healthy debate.